Oh God! This had me doubled over with laughter.Jabroniville wrote: ↑Sun Aug 19, 2018 6:39 am "..." he pauses. "Can anyone get her down from the wall?" The yellow one, wielding his spear, comes up and tries a few ineffectual pokes and where your blurry image seems to be. A guy in brown takes a few swings with a large flail. "Nope. Can't reach". With that, he looks at a guy in dark green, carrying a bag full of javelins. He looks back, just as all twelve other men look straight at him.
"... *sigh*. F*ck's sake." Javelin mutters. "I knew we shouldn't have rejected Atlatl."
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Halcyon will officially never let Xavion live this down the next time she sees himHe's going to try and Intimidate the Hillibillies into backing down. I think I can only direct it at Skeeter since they're not minions. So...
Intimidation: 1D20+11 = [1]+11 = 12
Nat 1. Seriously...
Half of Slyce's movement should be enough to get over to Shield, or at least close.
Yeah this had me LOLing tooKen wrote: ↑Sun Aug 19, 2018 1:44 pmOh God! This had me doubled over with laughter.Jabroniville wrote: ↑Sun Aug 19, 2018 6:39 am "..." he pauses. "Can anyone get her down from the wall?" The yellow one, wielding his spear, comes up and tries a few ineffectual pokes and where your blurry image seems to be. A guy in brown takes a few swings with a large flail. "Nope. Can't reach". With that, he looks at a guy in dark green, carrying a bag full of javelins. He looks back, just as all twelve other men look straight at him.
"... *sigh*. F*ck's sake." Javelin mutters. "I knew we shouldn't have rejected Atlatl."
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Sorry I haven't posted recently, been sick since about 3 am Saturday morning. Went to the hospital and after almost six hours find out it is viral gastroenteritis aka the stomach flu. In bad shape here, will try to get a post up when I can think more clearly. Only had about 4 and a half hours sleep since this started.
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Ugh...hate those. Feel better soon!Psistrike wrote: ↑Mon Aug 20, 2018 3:59 am Sorry I haven't posted recently, been sick since about 3 am Saturday morning. Went to the hospital and after almost six hours find out it is viral gastroenteritis aka the stomach flu. In bad shape here, will try to get a post up when I can think more clearly. Only had about 4 and a half hours sleep since this started.
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Those are Fugly to deal with,just get better soon!Psistrike wrote: ↑Mon Aug 20, 2018 3:59 am Sorry I haven't posted recently, been sick since about 3 am Saturday morning. Went to the hospital and after almost six hours find out it is viral gastroenteritis aka the stomach flu. In bad shape here, will try to get a post up when I can think more clearly. Only had about 4 and a half hours sleep since this started.
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Adrien's initiative is a 15 to Makiko's 12, so if he's present for the barn fight, he and most of the weapon masters should go first, right? I don't want to jump the gun.
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Get some rest. We all hope you feel better soon.Psistrike wrote: ↑Mon Aug 20, 2018 3:59 amSorry I haven't posted recently, been sick since about 3 am Saturday morning. Went to the hospital and after almost six hours find out it is viral gastroenteritis aka the stomach flu. In bad shape here, will try to get a post up when I can think more clearly. Only had about 4 and a half hours sleep since this started.
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Galactica is also going to be jumping over at the end of the same round Herc moved over to the barn, so will be arriving at the end of the round of the barn battle on initiative 8 as well, I'm just waiting for the outside battle to catch up with what the hillbillies do before I post.RainOnTheSun wrote: ↑Mon Aug 20, 2018 4:27 am Adrien's initiative is a 15 to Makiko's 12, so if he's present for the barn fight, he and most of the weapon masters should go first, right? I don't want to jump the gun.
With all these battles going on at the same time, we need to be careful about any battle moving through rounds too quickly, because timing can be important for any moving between battles.
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Ouch, that sucks. You want anyone to roll for you while you're indisposed, or just hold off? I don't mind waiting- things can get a little hectic with tons of posts, so a bit of a wait can be a good thing .Psistrike wrote: ↑Mon Aug 20, 2018 3:59 am Sorry I haven't posted recently, been sick since about 3 am Saturday morning. Went to the hospital and after almost six hours find out it is viral gastroenteritis aka the stomach flu. In bad shape here, will try to get a post up when I can think more clearly. Only had about 4 and a half hours sleep since this started.
PS everyone, Psistrike also PMed me that I messed up the toughness saves on the Hillbilly Leader and Nunchaku- both guys are actually Staggered, not Dazed. I misread the Damage Table, forgetting that the first failure is missing by LESS than five, not MORE than five.
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I made that same mistake a few months ago.Jabroniville wrote: ↑Mon Aug 20, 2018 5:48 amOuch, that sucks. You want anyone to roll for you while you're indisposed, or just hold off? I don't mind waiting- things can get a little hectic with tons of posts, so a bit of a wait can be a good thing .Psistrike wrote: ↑Mon Aug 20, 2018 3:59 am Sorry I haven't posted recently, been sick since about 3 am Saturday morning. Went to the hospital and after almost six hours find out it is viral gastroenteritis aka the stomach flu. In bad shape here, will try to get a post up when I can think more clearly. Only had about 4 and a half hours sleep since this started.
PS everyone, Psistrike also PMed me that I messed up the toughness saves on the Hillbilly Leader and Nunchaku- both guys are actually Staggered, not Dazed. I misread the Damage Table, forgetting that the first failure is missing by LESS than five, not MORE than five.
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Alright, I decided Galactica & LPH should arrive right about now (as Javelin wastes a turn hitting nothing ). Make your statements and stuff. Also y'all now have Skeeter and two injured Hillbillies on your side.
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I was waiting almost like, 24 hours to post that entry
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Thank goodness for a bad roll for Skeeter or I wouldn't have me live this down either.catsi563 wrote: ↑Mon Aug 20, 2018 1:41 amHalcyon will officially never let Xavion live this down the next time she sees himHe's going to try and Intimidate the Hillibillies into backing down. I think I can only direct it at Skeeter since they're not minions. So...
Intimidation: 1D20+11 = [1]+11 = 12
Nat 1. Seriously...
Half of Slyce's movement should be enough to get over to Shield, or at least close.
Along those lines, did we lose BGIII for the time being? I haven't seen her posting anywhere for a while.
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Her bark was better than his "bite."Flynnarrel wrote: ↑Mon Aug 20, 2018 3:11 pm Semilla cringes and lets out a frantic 'EEP!' as the weapon makes contact. She's relieved and a little disbelieving to see/feel the weapon's inertia stopped cold by her outer shell. She looks to the attackers and shakes her head disapprovingly.
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Yeah, she seems to have gone missing about a fortnight ago. She posted several times on the 5th and then... *POOF*Thorpocalypse wrote: ↑Mon Aug 20, 2018 1:25 pm Along those lines, did we lose BGIII for the time being? I haven't seen her posting anywhere for a while.
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