I remember that episode, Jab: talk about a literal shitstorm! And this friend of yours who's grossed out by shit? Show him the scene of a guy eating shit on TV in the Rick and Morty episode Rixty Minutes sometime...("Glenn, this is a court order. It says you can't eat shit anymore!") Finally...shit on FOX? Wasn't there an episode of Family Guy (itself a total "Yakov Smirnoff opening for the Spin Doctors at the Iowa State Fair"-level shitshow in its own right) where Brian cleans Stewie's diaper by licking up the shit inside?Jabroniville wrote: ↑Thu Mar 15, 2018 7:37 pm
"We're gonna hear some Christmas Carols! And if ya don't like it?... Well, I guess you can suck my tiny little balls."
MISTER HANKEY, THE CHRISTMAS POO
Role: Recurring Character, Holiday Symbol
PL 8 (82)
STRENGTH -3 STAMINA 0 AGILITY 2
FIGHTING 1 DEXTERITY 2
INTELLIGENCE 2 AWARENESS 3 PRESENCE 4
Skills:
Expertise (Holidays) 10 (+12)
Insight 3 (+6)
Perception 2 (+5)
Persuasion 3 (+7)
Stealth 0 (+10 Size)
Advantages:
Equipment 10 (Poo-Choo Express- Small Vehicle with Wall-Crawling, Helicrapter, Seven-Turdy-Seven)
Powers:
"Tiny Size" Shrinking 8 (Feats: Innate) (Extras: Permanent +0) -- (1 foot) [17]
(-2 Strength, +4 Defenses, +8 Stealth, -4 Intimidation, -1 Speed)
"Literal, Actual Shitstorm"
"Drown in Feces" Affliction 8 (Fort; Dazed/Stunned/Incapacitated) (Extras: Ranged, Area- 30ft. Shapeable, Cumulative) (Flaws: Distracting, Source- Feces) (16) -- [20]Offense:
- AE: "Fecal Blast" Blast 8 (Feats: Accurate 4) (Flaws: Source- Feces) (12)
- AE: "Tidal Wave" Blast 8 (Extras: Area- 30ft. Shapeable) (Flaws: Source- Feces) (16)
- AE: "Poo Control" Move Object 10 (Extras: Perception-Ranged) (Flaws: Limited to Feces) (20)
- AE: "Aerial Whirlpool" Blast 8 (Extras: Area- 30ft. Cylinder) (Flaws: Source- Feces) (16)
Unarmed +1 (-3 Damage, DC 11)
Fecal Blast +8 (+8 Ranged Damage, DC 23)
Drowning in Feces +8 Area (+8 Ranged Affliction, DC 18)
Tidal Wave +8 Area (+8 Damage, DC 23)
Initiative +2
Defenses:
Dodge +6 (DC 16), Parry +5 (DC 15), Toughness +0, Fortitude +1, Will +6
Complications:
Motivation (Sharing Christmas With Everyone) - Even if you're a Jew.
Relationship (Autumn-Wife) - Mr. Hankey is frequently seen with his wife Autumn, though she frequently humiliates him by appearing in public while inebriated, or making reference to his erectile disfunction. Their violent screaming matches are a source of discomfort to the boys.
Relationship (Children) - Mr. Hankey takes a teacher's role with his children, particularly Cornwalis.
Disabled (Feces) - Feces, like children, are very short, have tiny arms, and aren't as fast as adults. They can never Intimidate an adult without a weapon, no matter their Presence, and are very lightweight, making them easy to pick up.
Total: Abilities: 22 / Skills: 18--9 / Advantages: 10 / Powers: 37 / Defenses: 4 (82)
-An early recurring character, Mr. Hankey is thought to be a creation of Kyle's overactive imagination - the idea of talking feces being a little too outlandish to accept. As should be obvious by now, this is a very strange world, and of course the Christmas Poo is in fact a living, sentient being. With a cheery "HOWWWWWWWDY HO!", Mr. Hankey comes to represent the holidays for even a "lonely Jew on Christmas" like Kyle. He soon becomes a Christmas icon to all people, and is seen in a few later episodes. In one, he dies after being poisoned by all the health food eaten by the Hollywood celebrities who've turned South Park into the next Cannes, and is revived with one of Chef's "Salty Chocolate Balls" - he awakens with a fury, dressed up like Sorcerer Mickey, and casts a magic spell that buries all of the Hollywood agents in a torrent of fecal matter.
-His appearances after this are typically short. He narrates a Christmas Carol-themed episode, and helps the boys escape a few predicaments, but as the gag has worn off, they rarely use him. Which is too bad, because they've only gotten better and better at animation huge rushes of solid waste. A friend of mine is REALLY grossed out by poo, so is completely disgusted every time Mr. Hankey shows up, to the point of nearly getting sick. Particularly in the scene where he "writes" smiles on sleeping children with his ass.
-Mr. Hankey has a great origin- Trey Parker, as a child, had a tendency not to flush the toilet. Due to this, Trey's father told him that if he didn't flush, "Mr. Hankey" would come out and eat him. When they were designing South Park, Stone & Parker initially thought MR. HANKEY would be the protagonist, with the four boys as secondary characters. They pitched it to FOX of all stations (Talking shit! On FOX!), but executive Brian Graden said "I'm not putting poo on my network".
-Mr. Hankey has some unprecedented names for his Powers, and fits a PL 8 build so long as there is enough feces around to supply them (boy, THERE'S something you don't type every day while statting characters!). His small size makes him tough to hit, but he's not an overly great fighter without Poo Magic. He has helped the boys out a couple of times with his Poo-Choo Express- a locomotive constructed out of feces, which has taken the boys to the North Pole to see Santa Claus. He also once sported the Helicrapter, also constructed out of feces, which saved the boys when they became stranded after trying to get out of ziplining. Finally, they also witness his Seven Turdy Seven, a giant aircraft (of similar construction to the last two vehicles).
(quietly coughs and regains composure after being taken aback by how many times the word "shit" was said in one form or another) Moving on...
Saw your Invincible builds...interesting, although Invincible isn't really something that strikes my fancy, though... (An entire race of Flying Bricks? Dragon Ball Z called: they want their schtick back...)
Liking your South Park builds so far...
As for future builds, I'm looking forward to you statting out the Super Sons (from DC Comics) and Brigitte (from Overwatch). I still think you could hit the characters from Rick and Morty out of the park as well, not to mention those of yet another recent addition to the animated sci-fi genre - the TBS original animated series Final Space:
- Gerald "Gary" Goodspeed
- Mooncake (a.k.a. Specimen E-351)
- Avocato
- Little Cato
- Capt. Quinn Airgone
- H.U.E. (Heuristic Unified Entity) - include stats for the Galaxy One
- KVN
- S.A.M.E.S.
- Tribor
- The Lord Commander
- The Order of the Twelve
- High Helper Hula
- Helper Stevil
- Helper Stevil's Assistant
- Nightfall