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by Ares
Sat Mar 24, 2018 4:43 am
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Power Man! Hardcore! Jessica Jones! Chemistro!)
Replies: 12354
Views: 584328

Re: George Lucas

"ALIENS DON'T BELONG IN AN INDIANA JONES MOVIE?!?" screams Stan, after dragging a screaming Kyle out of the theatre ("WHY ARE THEY DOING THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!?!?!?"). I've got to admit, of the problems I had with LotCS, the presence of aliens wasn't one of them. The Indiana Jones movies wer...
by Ares
Fri Mar 23, 2018 7:25 pm
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Power Man! Hardcore! Jessica Jones! Chemistro!)
Replies: 12354
Views: 584328

Re: Jab's Builds! (Butters! Mickey Mouse! Jesus! Muhammed! Scientology!)

Also... huh. Finally saw the ending of Star Wars Rebels . It was always a bit of a "background noise" show for me, but it's had some pretty great moments here and there (Vader's battle; a lot of Thrawn's stuff). I think one of my favorite aspects is how it wasn't all Retcons & Bad-Asses- each membe...
by Ares
Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:54 pm
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Power Man! Hardcore! Jessica Jones! Chemistro!)
Replies: 12354
Views: 584328

Re: Jab's Builds! (Butters! Mickey Mouse! Jesus! Muhammed! Scientology!)

Scientology, to me, is what a modern Cult of Cthulhu would be like, save that associating Scientology with Cthulhu would be giving Hubbard's little scam way too much dignity. Scientology is basically pure evil. It also disproves the old joke about how the difference between a religion and a cult is ...
by Ares
Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:24 am
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Power Man! Hardcore! Jessica Jones! Chemistro!)
Replies: 12354
Views: 584328

Re: Jab's Builds! (Mecha-Streisand! Kenny! Token! Towelie! Butters!)

Though Butters gets something of the ultimate bone thrown his way by letting him upstage Kenny during the Cthulhu showdown. Because if there's one constant in the South Park setting, it's that the universe hates Kenny even more than Butters. Speaking of which, wasn't it Butters who helped snap Stan ...
by Ares
Wed Mar 21, 2018 2:03 am
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Power Man! Hardcore! Jessica Jones! Chemistro!)
Replies: 12354
Views: 584328

Re: Jab's Builds! (Cartman! Mecha-Streisand! Kenny! Token! Towelie!)

I just . . . . did they really . . . WOW. I can't believe any show got away with that.
by Ares
Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:29 pm
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Power Man! Hardcore! Jessica Jones! Chemistro!)
Replies: 12354
Views: 584328

Re: Jab's Builds! (Cartman! Mecha-Streisand! Kenny! Token! Towelie!)

Yeah, I kind of kicked open a hornets nest here, but like you said, this show is very political and topical, so it was bound to happen. Just a reminder, as the thread starter you do have the option to request that all of the political side-debate stop immediately and be continued over in a thread in...
by Ares
Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:02 pm
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Power Man! Hardcore! Jessica Jones! Chemistro!)
Replies: 12354
Views: 584328

Re: Jab's Builds! (Mr. Hankey! Mr. Mackey! Cartman! Mecha-Streisand!)

It's a little thing, but one of my favorite Kenny moments was during the addiction episode where Kenny decided to kick addiction by hanging out in some flowers. Kenny: *sniffs flowers* Stan: "Aw, look, Kenny is getting high off of life." Kenny: *starts HEAVILY inhaling the flowers and giggling* Kyle...
by Ares
Mon Mar 19, 2018 4:05 am
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Power Man! Hardcore! Jessica Jones! Chemistro!)
Replies: 12354
Views: 584328

Re: Crab People

To be fair, the episode doesn't treat this as a grand tragedy, and Mr. Garrison is over-reacting (he's also mostly mad because all the guys in town look super-gay but won't have sex with him- "THAT HAIR and THOSE SHOES say that YOU POUND BUTT!!"). Chef treats white people co-opting black slang as a...
by Ares
Mon Mar 19, 2018 2:34 am
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Power Man! Hardcore! Jessica Jones! Chemistro!)
Replies: 12354
Views: 584328

Re: Crab People

-The episode that parodied Queer Eye For The Straight Guy was just fantastic. It starts off with a standard parody, poking fun at all the men in town getting "product" in their hair and acting really effeminate, but then turned into a searing satire, with Mr. Garrison pointing out that gay people D...
by Ares
Mon Mar 19, 2018 1:57 am
Forum: Film, Television and Music
Topic: Black Panther Movie
Replies: 46
Views: 1062

Re: Black Panther Movie

So I finally got to see the movie today, and I thought it was a pretty solid Marvel Movie. As I've said before, I tend to "tier" the Marvel movies rather than have a top to bottom "Best to worst" list. For me, it basically goes: Above Average : Captain America's 1, 2 & 3, Avengers 1 Average : Everyt...
by Ares
Sun Mar 18, 2018 5:54 pm
Forum: Film, Television and Music
Topic: Infinity War Trailer
Replies: 14
Views: 411

Re: Infinity War Trailer

While I wouldn't envy the actors who would have to step into Steve or Tony's boots, I think I would ultimately prefer the actors be re-cast than to simply kill off Capt. America or Iron Man. It would be a shame, because Evans and Downey have been downright phenomenal in their roles, but hey, at leas...
by Ares
Sun Mar 18, 2018 3:31 am
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Power Man! Hardcore! Jessica Jones! Chemistro!)
Replies: 12354
Views: 584328

Re: Jab's Builds! (Terrance & Phillip! Mr. Hankey! Mr. Mackey! Cartman!)

The thing I like about Cartman's character is that A) They let him be a reprehensible person which allows them to go places some (read:most) shows certainly wouldn't and B) They don't glorify him for it. Just because I don't really like him doesn't mean it isn't interesting to see the perspective t...
by Ares
Sat Mar 17, 2018 2:22 am
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Power Man! Hardcore! Jessica Jones! Chemistro!)
Replies: 12354
Views: 584328

Re: Craig

Craig: "Do you guys know why nobody else at school likes hanging out with you? Because you're always doing stuff like this. You're always coming up with some stupid idea to do something, and then it backfires, and then you end up in some foreign country, or in outer space or something. That's why n...
by Ares
Sat Mar 17, 2018 2:08 am
Forum: Gaming Chatter
Topic: Fun RPG stories - Come share yours.
Replies: 13
Views: 464

Re: Fun RPG stories - Come share yours.

There's an old Tomb of Horrors story that I've heard that I got quite a kick out of. For those that don't know, back in the day, D&D sponsored conventions use to have "Tournament Modules", which were basically meat grinders player groups would have to fight through, getting scored on things like tim...
by Ares
Sat Mar 17, 2018 1:22 am
Forum: Gaming Chatter
Topic: Fun RPG stories - Come share yours.
Replies: 13
Views: 464

Re: Fun RPG stories - Come share yours.

And now, the Spoony One's story of showing a bunch of Vampire players why "beating up the new guy, duct taping him to a chair, torturing him with a blowtorch and threatening to mind-screw him into joining their faction" is not proper "welcome the new player" etiquette. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...