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by Ares
Tue Sep 25, 2018 2:42 am
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Scar! Bonkers! Pocahontas! A Goofy Movie!)
Replies: 13397
Views: 690022

Re: Jab's Builds! (Scar! Bonkers! Pocahontas! A Goofy Movie!)

Ah, the Goofy Movie. Somehow, in all the kids movies I watched with the Young Thorpocalypses when they were little, I somehow avoided most of this one. Good lord, when you go away for a couple of weeks, catching up to the Jab thread is a monumental task! So many missed commenting opportunities... :...
by Ares
Tue Sep 25, 2018 12:46 am
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Scar! Bonkers! Pocahontas! A Goofy Movie!)
Replies: 13397
Views: 690022

Re: Jab's Builds! (Mufasa! Hyenas! Scar! Bonkers! Pocahontas!)

One thing that unfortunately gets left out by the film is that Goofy is a single dad doing his best to raise his son while working a job, while Pete still has a wife to help him. Pete has basically turned his son into a bundle of psychosis while Max is generally acting out, likely for attention. By ...
by Ares
Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:59 pm
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Scar! Bonkers! Pocahontas! A Goofy Movie!)
Replies: 13397
Views: 690022

Re: Jab's Builds! (Mufasa! Hyenas! Scar! Bonkers! Pocahontas!)

An especially infuriating aspect of Native Americans as depicted by Hollywood is that . . . well, basically there's two stories that Hollywood likes to use them for: A) White Guilt and B) Environmentalism. And Pocahontas combined them both together, in a way we rarely get outside of allegory films l...
by Ares
Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:24 am
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Scar! Bonkers! Pocahontas! A Goofy Movie!)
Replies: 13397
Views: 690022

Re: Kocoum

Jabroniville wrote:
Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:21 am
Image
Paw Nipples. Clearly the most awe inspiring of body paint.
by Ares
Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:27 pm
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Scar! Bonkers! Pocahontas! A Goofy Movie!)
Replies: 13397
Views: 690022

Re: The Hyenas

Ed was portrayed by Disney Legend Jim Cummings, whose raspy voice was used in pretty much everything they've done since 1989. Primarily he's known for being the current voice of Pooh, Tigger, and others, but also lent his voice to Don Karnage in TaleSpin , among other shows. Lets see, off the top o...
by Ares
Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:09 pm
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Scar! Bonkers! Pocahontas! A Goofy Movie!)
Replies: 13397
Views: 690022

Re: The Hyenas

Jabroniville wrote:
Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:06 pm
They were so effective that Hyena Enthusiasts-
. . . . wow, really? I guess there is a fandom for everything.
by Ares
Thu Sep 20, 2018 3:37 pm
Forum: Books, Comics and Web-Comics
Topic: Favorite moment of character growth in comics.
Replies: 7
Views: 185

Re: Favorite moment of character growth in comics.

One of my favorite bits was from the early issues of Iron Fist. See, when Danny first came out, he was a very serious, stoic individual consumed with revenge. He had no sense of humor, he was completely dedicated to avenging his parents, and it was only his truly good nature that would let him brief...
by Ares
Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:30 pm
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Scar! Bonkers! Pocahontas! A Goofy Movie!)
Replies: 13397
Views: 690022

Re: Jab's Builds! (Beast! Gaston! Aladdin! Jasmine! Genie! Jafar!)

Huh. Prince Humperdink was Jack Skellington. The Princess Bride is my favorite movie and I never knew that. Learn something new every day.
by Ares
Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:56 pm
Forum: Film, Television and Music
Topic: Captain Marvel MCU
Replies: 8
Views: 123

Re: Captain Marvel MCU

Brie Larson has no charisma. Yeah, that was my big takeaway from the film. Unless she's suppose to be acting robotic because she's disconnected from her memories and she regains some of her emotions over the film, the Carol Danvers we see in the trailer has all the charisma of a brick. I'm looking ...
by Ares
Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:25 am
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Scar! Bonkers! Pocahontas! A Goofy Movie!)
Replies: 13397
Views: 690022

Re: Jab's Builds! (Beast! Gaston! Aladdin! Jasmine! Genie! Jafar!

I'd heard a rumor that Jafar was designed by a woman well into her pregnancy, and basically channeled all of the discomfort she was feeling (cramps, hormones, etc.) into Jafar's design to create the most loathsome person she could think of.
by Ares
Mon Sep 17, 2018 7:02 am
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Scar! Bonkers! Pocahontas! A Goofy Movie!)
Replies: 13397
Views: 690022

Re: Jab's Builds! (Belle! The Servants! The Beast! Gaston!)

Rumor has it that eventually the writers just had lines to the effect of "Robin Williams says something funny here" and just let the master go to work.
by Ares
Mon Sep 17, 2018 1:14 am
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Scar! Bonkers! Pocahontas! A Goofy Movie!)
Replies: 13397
Views: 690022

Re: Jab's Builds! (Belle! The Servants! The Beast! Gaston!)

I always saw Gaston as Disney poking fun at the perception of the typical Disney Prince. He basically looks like someone took the princes from Snow White and Cinderella and gave them a massive case of testosterone poisoning. In the way that Belle is an ultimate geek fantasy, Gaston is a perfect vill...
by Ares
Sun Sep 16, 2018 10:07 pm
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Scar! Bonkers! Pocahontas! A Goofy Movie!)
Replies: 13397
Views: 690022

Re: Jab's Builds! (Beauty and the Beast! Belle! The Beast!)

It'd be interesting trying to make a "Justice League/Avengers" type squad of the non-anthropomorphic Disney films. Most of the animated films really aren't "action" shows, though there is usually some action elements in each film. Raw power wise, the Genie is likely the most powerful Disney hero, ev...
by Ares
Sat Sep 15, 2018 7:23 pm
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Scar! Bonkers! Pocahontas! A Goofy Movie!)
Replies: 13397
Views: 690022

Re: Jab's Builds! (Ariel! Ursula! Triton! Beauty and the Beast! Belle!)

Though Elisa Maza wore that dress better. :D This statement requires scientific verification. As we know, the only way that science works is to test these theories over and over and over... :D Two words "thigh holster". And here's what I call exhibits D. Not quite Double D, but still: https://photo...
by Ares
Sat Sep 15, 2018 4:22 pm
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Scar! Bonkers! Pocahontas! A Goofy Movie!)
Replies: 13397
Views: 690022

Re: Jab's Builds! (Ariel! Ursula! Triton! Beauty and the Beast! Belle!)

Belle does seem like she was designed to be a nerd ultimate dream girl. She's kind, thoughtful, sweet and intelligent, but also brave and strong. She likes to read, so she's obviously into geeky stuff. She sees right through Gaston, which means she has standards and is sharp (and geeks love the idea...