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by HalloweenJack
Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:34 pm
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Substitute Heroes! Thunder! Brainiac 5! White Witch!)
Replies: 9718
Views: 453623

Re: Jab's Builds! (The Legion of Substitute Heroes! Thunder! Brainiac 5!)

The key word in the name of the “Revenge Fantasy” genre isn’t revenge, it’s fantasy . You aren’t supposed to want to emulate Michael Douglass in Falling Down , you’re supposed to empathize and say “Yeah, man, I wish I could bring a sawn-off shotgun with me during my rush hour commute!” just some li...
by HalloweenJack
Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:32 pm
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Substitute Heroes! Thunder! Brainiac 5! White Witch!)
Replies: 9718
Views: 453623

Re: Jab's Builds! (The Legion of Substitute Heroes! Thunder! Brainiac 5!)

Hot damn it I have to examine some things too closely. There's always things you can ignore and the like, but Revenge of the Nerds really gets my goat (despite me still liking the movie) Lewis and Betty is just the icing on the cake. He totally raped her while posing as someone else and is really l...
by HalloweenJack
Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:31 pm
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Substitute Heroes! Thunder! Brainiac 5! White Witch!)
Replies: 9718
Views: 453623

Re: Jab's Builds! (The Legion of Substitute Heroes! Thunder! Brainiac 5!)

Hot damn it I have to examine some things too closely. There's always things you can ignore and the like, but Revenge of the Nerds really gets my goat (despite me still liking the movie) Lewis and Betty is just the icing on the cake. He totally raped her while posing as someone else and is really l...
by HalloweenJack
Sun Apr 22, 2018 5:03 pm
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Substitute Heroes! Thunder! Brainiac 5! White Witch!)
Replies: 9718
Views: 453623

Re: Jab's Builds! (The Legion of Substitute Heroes! Thunder! Brainiac 5!)

Hot damn it I have to examine some things too closely. There's always things you can ignore and the like, but Revenge of the Nerds really gets my goat (despite me still liking the movie) Lewis and Betty is just the icing on the cake. He totally raped her while posing as someone else and is really lu...
by HalloweenJack
Sun Apr 22, 2018 2:14 pm
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Substitute Heroes! Thunder! Brainiac 5! White Witch!)
Replies: 9718
Views: 453623

Re: Jab's Builds! (Karate Kid! Projectra! Legion of Substitute Heroes!)

Given that Kara Zor-El's only other main love interest was Comet the Super-Horse... I'm thinking that Brainy was definitely the better match. I mean, he never cheated on her with Superman's Gal, Lois Lane, or Wonder Woman's ancient foe, Circe. No. I am not making any of that up. The thought of Brai...
by HalloweenJack
Sun Apr 22, 2018 1:05 am
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Substitute Heroes! Thunder! Brainiac 5! White Witch!)
Replies: 9718
Views: 453623

Re: Thunder

Jabroniville wrote:
Sun Apr 22, 2018 12:48 am


-For a costume, they could've maybe done better than Iron Fist & Billy Batson's female love child, but what can you do? It was the Archie Legion.
......Ares, you okay man? You're breathing hard
by HalloweenJack
Sun Apr 22, 2018 12:41 am
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Substitute Heroes! Thunder! Brainiac 5! White Witch!)
Replies: 9718
Views: 453623

Re: Jab's Builds! (Karate Kid! Projectra! Legion of Substitute Heroes!)

All I remember from half-watching that movie was the weird realization that three iconic '80s movies (Police Academy, BTILC, Porky's) featured the same actress; one who didn't even become a name until she became Samantha Jones :). Four: Mannequin Whoops. BG3 beat me to it. is Mannequin iconic? I've...
by HalloweenJack
Sun Apr 22, 2018 12:20 am
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Substitute Heroes! Thunder! Brainiac 5! White Witch!)
Replies: 9718
Views: 453623

Re: Jab's Builds! (Karate Kid! Projectra! Legion of Substitute Heroes!)

Catrall was also in an episode of the Incredible Hulk as a Native American doctor who was passing as a white doctor even using 'White' as her last name before deciding at episode's end to embrace her heritage. I think it was the episode where they found evidence of cave paintings of a Hulk-like crea...
by HalloweenJack
Sun Apr 22, 2018 12:16 am
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Substitute Heroes! Thunder! Brainiac 5! White Witch!)
Replies: 9718
Views: 453623

Re: Jab's Builds! (Timber Wolf! Cosmic Boy! Kid Quantum! Karate Kid!

"You just listen to the old Idol of Millions here now and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lasers's flashin' and the missiles' flyin' and the robots'er coming down in sheets thick as lead. Just remember what old Commander does when the earth quakes, and the invading aliens fall f...
by HalloweenJack
Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:05 pm
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Substitute Heroes! Thunder! Brainiac 5! White Witch!)
Replies: 9718
Views: 453623

Re: Jab's Builds! (Timber Wolf! Cosmic Boy! Kid Quantum! Karate Kid!

I had to watch the movie twice to notice Kelly Preston, she shares most of her scenes with Snake Plissken. I thought that was ol' Jack Burton "You just listen to the old Idol of Millions here now and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lasers's flashin' and the missiles' flyin' and ...
by HalloweenJack
Sat Apr 21, 2018 5:52 pm
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Substitute Heroes! Thunder! Brainiac 5! White Witch!)
Replies: 9718
Views: 453623

Re: Jab's Builds! (Timber Wolf! Cosmic Boy! Kid Quantum! Karate Kid!

Batgirl III wrote:
Sat Apr 21, 2018 6:02 am
I had to watch the movie twice to notice Kelly Preston, she shares most of her scenes with Snake Plissken.
I thought that was ol' Jack Burton
by HalloweenJack
Wed Apr 18, 2018 9:33 pm
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Substitute Heroes! Thunder! Brainiac 5! White Witch!)
Replies: 9718
Views: 453623

Re: Jab's Builds! (Saturn Girl! Timber Wolf! Cosmic Boy!)

so....it may have been mentioned in universe or even in this thread, but it just occurred to me....where are all the adult superheroes in the 30th Century?
by HalloweenJack
Mon Apr 16, 2018 9:43 pm
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Substitute Heroes! Thunder! Brainiac 5! White Witch!)
Replies: 9718
Views: 453623

Re: Jab's Builds! (Lightning & Matter-Eater Lad! Laurel Kent! Saturn Girl! Duo Damsel!)

Batgirl III wrote:
Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:47 pm
Objection! That’s two Marvels and one DC! Chuck should get an assist from Oliver Queen.

For a tie breaker, they can all play darts.

For a tied tie breaker breaker, they can play beer pong and brag about who has the sexist girlfriend.
better hope Lightning Lad doesn't show up for that round
by HalloweenJack
Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:21 pm
Forum: The Sports Arena
Topic: Okay here's one...wrestlers you don't care for
Replies: 17
Views: 302

Re: Okay here's one...wrestlers you don't care for

yeah i gotta agree with them having Asuka lose for pure shock value. it's not like Charlotte really needs it. They'll push her forever as is.

I'd bank on undefeated Asuka vs Rousey being bigger money than Charlotte vs Rousey
by HalloweenJack
Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:36 pm
Forum: Character Sheets
Topic: Jab's Builds! (Substitute Heroes! Thunder! Brainiac 5! White Witch!)
Replies: 9718
Views: 453623

Re: Jab's Builds! (Havok! Legion of Super-Heroes! Chameleon Boy!)

Batgirl III wrote:
Mon Apr 09, 2018 1:16 am


I totally read her as having Majel Barrett's Lwaxana Troi voice.
damndest thing.....I did too before I even got to where you posted that last part